he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
