Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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