ugly people sure do ruin things
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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