I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
