I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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