I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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