weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
im on a boat
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