I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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