I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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