nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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