I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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