It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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