they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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