You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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