She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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