; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Sext me about skeletons
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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