I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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