just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
