Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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