I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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