Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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