They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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