found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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