I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She announced her abortion via fbk
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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