whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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