So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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