Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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