I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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