Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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