listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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