You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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