I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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