Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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