He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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