Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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