We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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