sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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