I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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