My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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