the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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