Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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