No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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