All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
if only i could text you this smell
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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