you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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