her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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