even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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