Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize