So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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