actually, I'm a sock model
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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