Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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