I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
this will be a night to untag.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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