wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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