I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
