we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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