his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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