I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
