Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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