that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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