god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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